its not you its me...and i don't want to entirely give up drinking you because you taste good and replenish my thirst...but you don't do for me what my beloved diet dr pepper does...keep me awake. now you see i have 4 little kids and my husband is gone for a while and i can't be sleeping on the job...you understand right? so yes i will continue to have you around because i like you, but i'm playing the field and i have to keep my diet dr pepper around.
i hang my head in shame
ps: screw the stationary that's what computers are for
pps: thank you all for the nice comments my summer quilt